Password Protection Test Post (P.S. the password is test#1)

This is a test for the password protect feature I have discovered.

As your reward for getting in you may have a funny story.
             A woman brought a very limp duck into a

             veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the

             table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and

             listened to the bird’s chest.

             After a moment or two, the vet shook his head

             and sadly said, “I’m sorry, your duck, Cuddles,

             has passed away.”

             The distressed woman wailed, “Are you sure?”

             “Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead,” replied

             the vet.

             “How can you be so sure?” she protested. “I

             mean you haven’t done any testing on him or anything.

             He might just be in a coma or something.”

             The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left

             the room. He returned a few minutes later with

             a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck’s owner looked

             on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put

             his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the

             duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet

             with sad eyes and shook his head.

             The vet patted the dog on the head and took it

             out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with

             a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately

             sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on

             its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled

             out of the room.

             The vet looked at the woman and said, “I’m sorry, but as

             I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck.”

             The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys

             and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

             The duck’s owner, still in shock, took the bill. $150!” she

             cried, “$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!”

             The vet shrugged, “I’m sorry. If you had just taken my

             word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the

             Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it’s now $150.”

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